I Don't Work at Wal-Mart

Sunday I was in Wal-Mart in Arab. I was standing in front of the razors when this very elderly man comes up to me. He says, "Son, do you know if they have enemas here?" The thought went through my mind, "OK, where are the hidden cameras?" But I just said to him, "Umm, I don't know." He said ok and walked away.

I'm pretty sure that Wal-Mart probably does have enemas, but I felt the safe answer was to say I didn't know. If I had said yes, I was afraid he would then want me to help him find them.