Yo Yo Oil

Apparently someone can burp in the right place, and these futures markets will use it as an excuse to raise the price of oil. So let's see if I can change it.

I'm announcing today, that I'm thinking about shutting down all my oil wells. We're talking zero production here.

Now, for some reason I wouldn't be surprised to see a story today somewhere that says, "the price of crude oil jumped today, because Carson Clark announced he would shut down his oil production."